baby canon

noun

term used for a huge package.

Damn, that is some baby canon you got there.

by jamallikesanal12 July 1, 2008

canon king

A fucking loser with a small ugly cock that doesn’t masturbate because he’s a little pussy ass bitch that like to get rocked to sleep by his mom at night because he’s gay. He’s so gay he has a bad fungus on his ass from is last gay orgy where got his butt resized. He now only does circle jerks because no one can fill his big hole and he can’t get pleasure from anal anymore.

Canon King sucks man pussy

by LickUrMomPussi6969 August 16, 2019

Canon

Canon is that one whiteboy your ex gets with who is in all ways a downgrade from your spectacular ass

Nigga check this, i saw my ex walking around with a Canon lookin fag

by I_Fucked_Ur_Mum___ July 17, 2018

Mini Cagon

The Mini Cagon( Not to be mistaken for a Half cat half wagon) is a crazy creature. It is half cat, half dragon. The mini cagon often dreams of what it would be like to be completely dragon, and if often considered crazy people. They are dangerous and roar if angered. Please people, stay away from Mini Cagons. Sure, they're fun sized, but don't let it trick you. Looks can be deceiving. They often appear to be humans at a glance. STAY AWAY. Not to be mistaken for it's ancestor the cagon

Ex: Josh: Danielle dreamed she was a dragon last night! She even growled at me today!

Jeremy: She's a Mini Cagon dude! I knew it bro! All that danger in a fun size. Scary stuff...

by CagonPhobic May 19, 2009

calzone

A great texturer and modeler, always thinks he sucks but in truth he pwnz j00.

by A cool irc guy June 26, 2003

Capon Sun

The ethnic mispronunciation of the portable juice drink "Capri Sun".

Momma! Momma! I dunno wha I finsta do... Anfernee drank up all the Capon Sun! I funna slap his bitchazz...

by Marquis70 August 14, 2011

cajones

balls in Spanish

for couch-potatoes it's a problem of willpower to get their cajones of the couch and se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal

by Sexydimma May 15, 2013