by jjd241 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.
by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Too despicable, too depraved even for Urban Dictionary. Sarah Palin is rumored to have stumbled across the sex act during a recent trip to Canada. After sharing a hearty breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup with the Pittsburgh Penguins, Palin was attempting to "dismantle" a set of moose antlers above the dining room table with the help of Sidney Crosby. While he struggled to hold both the ladder still with one hand and balance the Stanley Cup in the other, Sarah lost her footing and the rest is history. Canada's History.
"'Canada's History' makes some people feel good and other people feel bad." - Joyce King ... more or less.
by mshanl1026 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.
by Disco Definer February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. "What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"
by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Running a train on a Mountie.
I couldn't look Constable Bouchard in the eyes this morning. I don't know what came over us. I've never seen so many people Canada's History someone on a bear rug before. Meth is a helluva drug.
by MooseToga February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by abraxas22 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.