Canada's History

To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.

That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.

by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010

Canada's History

Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.

Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.

by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010

Canada's History

To perform fellatio to a bag of dicks.

The angry customer implored the incompetent waitress to go Canada's History.

by abraxas22 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.

Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.

by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.

On a recent trip to Montreal, Terrence & Phillip showed me a little bit of Canada's History.

by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"

Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.

by jjd241 February 8, 2010

Canada's History

When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.

Wayne Gretzky showed Canada's History to Snarf from Thundercats.

by 28403 February 4, 2010