Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 4, 2024

Callum purdie

A jakeball who has the biggest brows in the whole off oxgangs, shags anything that (moves )

(Callum purdie) I LOVE THE VAGG

by Boom box July 9, 2019

Callumed

For when something is very broken or unusable

That van is well callumed

by Tek a guess August 1, 2021

Callum haughey

Callum haughey is a famous tiktoker who has half a million followers across TikTok. He is most popular for his persona chantelle the primark queen. His first viral video was in march 2021 and this began his tiktok career. callum has 3 accounts across tiktok. He vlogs his life with his boyfriend Dylan beal on his spam account and they are supported by all there loving fans. Callum’s main account is constantly growing and his dedicated fans see him as an “icon” as he always finds a way to make someone laugh.

Callum haughey is mostly known for his tiktok career

by Labelthem365 February 23, 2022

Callum Bridgers

A little bitch-boy. The epitome of a bitch-boy

Tyler is being so fucking annoying. He's being a Callum Bridgers.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021