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Crusty Buthole

Disease contracted only by cats, causing them to have crust grown on thier buthole. It is a very common and good kind of illness, because when the cat uses the litter box, the crust is moved around the buthole as the poop comes out, resulting in the cat kicking his back legs up from the tickle of the moving crust and ensuring the cover up of it's poop.
Phil said "My house doesn't stink as much since my cat contracted crusty buthole".

Rilo replied "Oh yeah, they cover it up every time they use it, my cats the same way".
by Chaddog January 1, 2010
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blooming butthole

After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock
I wanna see Juanita's blooming butthole after I do her doggy-style all night.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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butthoe

A hoe who likes it up the butt, it can also be used if your saying butthole lazy then it sounds like butthoe.
bob: eww why is she going after those black guys
kyla: because shes a butthoe
bob: those black guys sure do like buttsex
by wellyaknow1234 June 16, 2010
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butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer
Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.
by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009
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Butthole~Bulimic

The act of taking laxitives for weight loss; shitting (in liquid form) everything you eat.
"Dude, I'm worried about Robertson! I think he is butthole~bulimic"
"All he does is drink water and go to the shitter, and today I heard him crying in there!"
"seriously, making weight isn't that important"
by Clayton Coomer October 10, 2008
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Butthole Bottle

The act of giving a girl anal then pull out and blowing over it so it sounds like when you blow over a bottle (works when the ridge of the asshole is wet)
Last night i gave a girl a Butthole Bottle
by XstreemAssassin May 30, 2009
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butthole diggory

When one lover takes a spoon and digs out the anus of another lover, so as to clean it out prior to the entry of the penis.
John performs butthole diggory on his lover before penetrating his anal cavity.
by B. Digger March 29, 2010
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