Hans Waiting

Waiting for a friend that is currently having intercourse with someone and bcs ur his/her friend you dont bail on him/her. You simply Hans Wait the uncofortably akward moment while trying not to imagine whats currently happining in the other room.

Mark: Why aren't you in your room dude?
Dude: Bro Iam Hans Waiting here like a fucking idiot bcs my roommate has a bitch over

by Jachym Jezdec August 31, 2021

injury waiting to happen

Injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face

by Louwie May 4, 2024

Submitted! And now we wait.

When you are done writing a definition for Urban Dictionary, you press the "Submit!" button at the bottom of the screen and then you will be met with "Submitted! Your definition will be reviewed soon.) and then you start waiting. Just like how I am gonna be waiting for this definition to appear on Urban Dictionary right now after I finish writing it.

Dave: Yes! I did it! Submitted! And now we wait.

Bro: Yo what are you going on about over here man?

Dave: I just submitted a definition on Urban Dictionary. Now we play the waiting game and wait for it to appear.

Bro: Oh. Well, that's cool. Anyways I'm gonna go now, have fun till then I guess.

2 WEEKS LATER

Bro: Yo you still waiting man?

Dave: Yes, I am still waiting bro. I am gonna check right now and see if my definition is here- YES IT IS LES GOOO!!

Bro: Ah, it appears that your definition has made it onto Urban Dictionary!

Dave: You betcha! I can't believe it man it only took like 2 weeks- hold on I have 0 likes but 4 dislikes? But my definition for Skibidi Toilet was so cool!

Bro: Wait, that was what your definition was about? Well uhhh.. I am just going to go now. Really really far that is. And when I mean far, I mean really really really really far.

by ComputerWorld January 16, 2024

waiting for the fan to go brown

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.

From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".

Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.

by vxrandall March 24, 2023

fan-wait

when the fans on oscillate, or turning. and you and your friends are sitting around it in the hot room, each person waiting for their 3 seconds of cool air, before it passes them, and they wish they could just f*ing stop it only on them. in extreme cases everyone leans when the gust is aproching and leaving them

Jermemiah was sitting drinking his nattie ice, pissed tim and dave were home, so he wouldn't have to deal with this damn fan-wait

by ddez December 30, 2008

Waiting on the World to Change

a song by American singer-songwriter John Mayer. It was released as the lead single from his third studio album, Continuum (2006), on August 1, 2006. The song enjoyed commercial success as a single and won the Grammy for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance at the 49th Grammy Awards.

Waiting on the World to Change is the best John Mayer song.

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

it'll wait

The haircut, manicure or new tattoo some feel they can't live without.

It's only hair, and it'll wait.

by Monkey's Dad May 19, 2020