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Birthday Grudge

Birthday Grudge: A compound word used to describe a person's anger as a result of others forgetting their birthday. As a result the victim retaliates by failing to acknowledge the birthdays of all of those who are guilty of the forsaking. This is considered to be petty behavior, and is often manifested on social network sites (e.g Facebook and Twitter).
OMG I cannot believe he is holding a birthday grudge against me. Afterall I did wish him a happy belated birthday.
by Ms. Banana Skin May 3, 2012
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14th birthday

Early teen, building their tiktok platform by day and sleeping (or snapping guys/girls) by night. When they throw their birthday party and receive the cake, now, 14 year olds may choose to smash their face in the cake or share it with fellow partiers.
"happy 14th birthday"
"SMASH THE CAKE NOW!"
by UrbanDictionaryACC May 14, 2021
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Birthday club

A group of heffers, usually consisting of middle aged women, who get together and celebrate a friends birthday. They think they’re hot shit and exclude others because they enjoy being vindictive and have nothing better going on in their lives.
The women at that table have a birthday club. They’re rude to everyone that isn’t in their club and are annoying everyone at the restaurant.
by Yikes btch February 8, 2020
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Birthday Nut

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).
"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."
by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018
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Birthday Friend

A person you haven't talked to in exactly a year

But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year
Thot you haven't talked to in a year: Omw its your b-dayyyyyyy. Stay as great as you are and thanks for making my year .Ps we should talk more . Love you

Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )
by Longneckgang December 5, 2018
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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juggalo birthday

The 17th day of the month you were born is your juggalo birthday. You share this birthday with all other juggalos born that month.
Me: when's your birthday?
Sharon: May 7th
Me: oh are you going to Ryan's juggalo birthday party? He was born in May too. Juggalo birthday is may 17th.
Sharon: whoop whoop
by Psychopathic UNICORN May 15, 2019
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