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Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading
"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."
by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016
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Bag Laugh

-is defined by a person or persons making a somewhat funny comment while a person of authority is present that is followed by a loud obnoxious usually over the top laugh.
"Hey guys I wish my arms were a little longer so I could reach the bottom of my pockets" (insert loud bag laugh here).
by T-Klash August 19, 2013
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Drizzle Bag

Hey bro, I think I can bang this chick, you got a drizzle bag I can borrow ?
by rubberweiner September 19, 2018
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bag of fat

a smelly, sweaty, overweight individual that you wouldn't want to come within 5 feet of.
Ian smells like a bag of fat.
by SaraJu July 7, 2006
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What the bags

What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.
Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?
by WhatTheBags June 2, 2018
mugGet the What the bagsmug.

Tie-bagged

To have a necktie, usually worn by a co-worker, draped over another's face in a humiliating fashion.
I heard the boss tie-bagged Gertrude.
Yea... first day on the job... she never saw it coming (shakes head sadly).
by doc cq May 26, 2009
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Boobie Bag

It is a fabricated device that holds your bags of funness.

AKA: a Bra
Katy went to Victoria Secret with her white chicks to purchase a whole bunch of boobie bags.
by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010
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