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munch boyfriend

Someone who loves eating pussy, and eats it like they're starving. That's also your boyfriend.
by Stinkledoob June 3, 2023
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Siamese boyfriends

Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship
"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"

"There's just one ticket?"

"Yup."

"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."
by badshirley October 26, 2013
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granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.
“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”
by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020
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almost boyfriend

when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends

they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship

usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend

these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.

everyone ships them though.
jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"

oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "

autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
by flirtyship January 7, 2020
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Boyfriend Jacket

(N)A term used to describe a size of a jacket that 2 or more sizes too big.
Dude2:Dudeeee...that jacket is too big for you.

Dude1; know right man I couldn't find a smaller size

Dude2:Haha...what do you mean you couldn't find it in a smaller size, maybe you should give that boyfriend jacket back to your boyfriend

Dude1: shut up before I kill you
by NadnerbNad2 October 6, 2017
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boyfriend-snatcher

A hoe that sneaks around and buh-bam your man is man is out of your picture
That boyfriend-snatcher took the bae!
by Chakara_37 February 26, 2015
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Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar
"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009
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