Alien

A trans man with an n in his name who has approx. one (1) ego death from penis envy mushrooms and proceeds to tell everyone that we are in a game.

Kevin: "Hey what's up man, what did you think of that DJ set? Phantoms killed huh!"

Neil: "Please, call me Ana. I am an alien, not a man."

Kevin: "..."

Neil: "You don't exist when I close my eyes."

by Alien Landr 69 May 25, 2024

Blurb the Alien

Blurb the alien is a channel made on the 8th of March 2024, it follows the adventures of 2 sock puppets named Jeffery and Blurb. There are 13 episodes in total, the last being made on the 1st of September 2019 it constantly increased it cast, the full cast on the last episode being: Jeffery, Blurb, French Chicken, Dank Dobby, 2 unnamed furbies that were “Definitely not made to fill up space”, another unnamed character that hadn’t been seen until the last episode, a hairdresser, the man who made a 2 minute video on wheels, the missing one, and unnamed character that is “soon coming”, slippy, g gnome (that’s spelled correctly). The show had (according to the last episode) 19 viewers (this may be why the show was cancelled) on the 10th of February 2024 it got a shoutout by semi-popular, British MineCraft YouTube creator Jackmanifold, this gained the channel 23.6 thousand subscribers and 28,964 views.

“Blurb the Alien was my favourite YouTube series! I hope they bring it back soon!”

by anonymous August 5, 2024

Alien Mudhole

When you chance a glory hole and it's not a mouth on the other side.

I put my dick in an Alien Mudhole and it was shitty.

by Leaky Rhino September 28, 2022

Locked in alien

What is the next step in our operation

“Bro that alien was so locked in we have to start the operation now” locked in alien means aliens who have aura

by Brainrotking January 9, 2025

Alien Pi

When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.

Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.

by Numerati November 12, 2023

Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.

Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Aliens

A species that comes from outer space

Aliens were proven real by the government and there are videos to back it up from the Air Force

by m o j _ January 13, 2022