megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

Cell Saga

A term used by streamer Low Tier God to indirectly call people Incels to avoid Twitch's TOS

"Get a load of this Cell Saga"

by Ed boy June 17, 2024

hit your cell

Call you on the phone

Brad I'll hit your cell!

by PrettyOnFleek4evaNiggas January 24, 2016

Perfect Cell

The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.

"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*

by qqb11ar November 28, 2024

cell

The main building block of a living organism

A cell has three main parts: the cell membrane, the nucleus, and the cytoplasm. The cell membrane surrounds the cell and controls the substances that go into and out of the cell. The nucleus is a structure inside the cell that contains the nucleolus and most of the cell’s DNA. It is also where most RNA is made.

by bluestinger66 January 15, 2023

just a bunch of cells

We’re made up of cells so we’re just a bunch of cells

Pretty damn dank meme page my dudes

“Have you heard of Just a Bunch of Cells?”

“Yeah! I love her meme page!”

by let’s go lesbians August 10, 2019

Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything

That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.

by Dunkdog May 24, 2022