by Rodigan August 22, 2016
Get the spunky bradmug. A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.
Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.
by bigspoonerr May 8, 2018
Get the Bradmug. brad is a sexy man that is great in bed and bangs up 69 girls a day in 69 positions in 69 seconds all 69 at once with another 69 guys he loves all genders and know the name of all 69. And on another note he loves the number 69. He has a magnum dong which require size xxxxxl condoms and bigger. Be careful he can scar you for life and will play with your brain from the inside.
brad is a sexy beast
by sick sender November 2, 2021
Get the bradmug. by Fisher the fisher January 15, 2018
Get the Brad bermontmug. Brad is a very brad type of guy. He's around 6 feet tall and is Filipino. He is most likely the youngest child and because of that grows a tendency to bully those smaller than him. But FEAR NOT, Brad will make you laugh with his unique sense of humor. He has a contagious laugh and will do anything for his BROS.
Brad is such a Brad!
by caramelojar February 8, 2023
Get the Bradmug. Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s shoes.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 11, 2025
Get the Big Bad Bradmug. A “Brad” is a term used to describe a male who, while not as handsome as a “Chad,” still possesses a certain appeal to some women due to his decent looks and frat boy behavior. Brads are often characterized by their highly toxic nature and lack of seriousness towards life. They are typically the type of guys women will party and hook up with, but not consider for marriage due to their unreliability.
After dating a few Brads during her college years, she realized she needed someone more reliable and mature.
by Angry Guy MWA October 12, 2023
Get the Bradmug.