Sponkey Coon

An African American person who shits them selfs and ejaculates at the same time.

“Woah bro look at that Sponkey Coon!”

by Man Handel August 9, 2021

Coon Fisher

Your friend, but he happens to be a major fuck face. You are sometimes embarrassed to be associated with him, but you love the guy regardless of his fuck facery.

Holy fuck boys, I was out with Shane the other night and he was such a god damn Coon Fisher that I had to make an excuse to go home. Fuckin love the guy though.

by cap'nsparks January 7, 2018

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

coon lord

The almighty lord of the coons

All hail the mighty coon lord

by Manwingo November 27, 2017

coon magoogin

A coon magoogin is a wacky goofy ahh goober moment that is typically known for casual cross flaming

Colton stop being such a coon magoogin

by Sir Heft July 14, 2022

cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

Coon cuddler

A female not of the African race, who enjoys being intimate with people whom are from Africa or descendent and have black skin.

Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018