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Yander

An old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women vigorously giving themselves splinters. However, they are microwave and dish washer safe, a yander is well renowned for being the age old version and origin of female masturbation.
Greek man 1: "I bet your great great great great grandma used her yander all the time!"
Greek man 2: " I hope not, she would probably get a ton of driftwood!"
by Yander123 September 4, 2017
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Yandere

The one reason to want a conservative family (granted, with guns) as your Neighbors.

Synonym for not dying alone.
You: I need to use your guns!
Conservative Friend: Why?
You: There is a yandere by my house, following me.
Conservative Friend: Take all you need.
by TenDayHero October 24, 2018
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Yandere

Someone who kills for love. So, they basically have someone they love so much and they call them senpai~. If anyone goes near senpai~ they fucking kill them.
Kyle: Why is Kathy fucking dead?
Kate: Senpai~!
Kyle: Fuck off yandere
by Eim Gay September 22, 2019
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Yandere

Someone who is overall obsessed with anyone and does not hesitate to hurt someone just to be with the person they love.
Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club is a Yandere
by cactuski November 13, 2019
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Yandere

someone so in love they kill for them. not would kill for them. have killed for them. there are ways to check if someone is a yandere; if they have a knife, do they like cooking, or secretly planning to kill you for talking to their crush. the word yandere comes from the words deredere which means lovestruck and yan which means BITCHES BE CRAYZAY... probably...
dude i think you have a yandere.
what no she just likes cooking
by sujin_3 July 9, 2018
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Yandere

Someone who would kill for someone’s love, usually this would be described as lovesick
P.s Yanderes also stalk their love or in anime/Japanese culture, a senpai
Dang, that chick is a yandere.
by Yanderesarebae October 22, 2019
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Yandere

A person (particularly female) who is romantically obsessed with an individual, most likely will use violent means to get the individual to love them and only them.

These individual’s suffer from low self-esteem and have Borderline Personality Disorder.
That lady is a yandere
by Madara_uchixa March 27, 2020
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