Woolner

A trustafarian, who is well into green shit and saving the planet. Also, enjoys flying around the world and poking poor people with sticks. Enjoys the taste of their own farts

talleyballyho rupert! will i be seeing you in verbier this winter, i've got some of that funky beat music we can mash to, i am such a woolner!

by douchebagexpress1234 October 22, 2010

Woomered

The act of letting your friends down by not showing up for long planned golf outings. Specifically, ditching your friends golf trip for “work”. Often involves guilt and promises to cancel said “work” meetings but usually ends in disappointment.

Man. Did we really get Woomered?

I thought for sure he would show up….

Nope. Woomered again.

by Dawg2021 August 31, 2022

Wolmers men

The most loyal group of men to exist on the face of the Earth.

Wow! They are so loyal, they must be Wolmers men.

by A KC man November 21, 2022

Woomerz

A group or individual who rises above struggle, competition, and hate with unexplainable power, often misinterpreted as mystical or supernatural. The term draws from “woo,” slang for Haitian spiritual energy (voodoo), and flips it into a symbol of street-earned dominance, loyalty, and resilience.

“They think I got magic in me, but nah—I’m just a woomerz.”

by Rossclarence Pierre (RC) July 8, 2025

Alfie Woolger

A man with attachment issues who often snorts cum to bring his self esteem up.

wow that man is a proper Alfie Woolger.

by Gobbled smack August 24, 2023