Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

by Squawboss June 23, 2022

bite the green weeny

To die.

Don't fall off that cliff or you'll bite the green weeny.

by jcoffland May 10, 2010

peeny-weeny

When your penis is the same length as your wenis.

Todd: Bro, I just figured out that my penis is the same length as my wenis!
Anthony: That is what you would call a 'peeny-weeny'.

by thecaremaker June 27, 2021

Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.

Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”

by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021

kermy weeny

a girl who smells like beef curry and looks like a turtle

and slays the day

is that curry? dang r u kermy weeny?

by slaythedayyy April 25, 2024

flinging the weeny

Men having sex with women, outside of who he lives with due to popularity.

A desired man that can't and won't stay loyal due to being desired.

Flinging (careless heaving, thrusting)

Weeny (penis)

He would not get kicked out of his girlfriends home and living homeless, if he was not "flinging the weeny", like 'it' has no home.

by TheJCBunchLLC July 4, 2016

Micro Weenis

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.

A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)

by Dezdashat May 16, 2020