Wednesday 

The absolute worst day of the week, yes even worse than Monday and Tuesday. Not because of school/work, but it’s that annoying day when all your friends spam Snapchat stories of wcw that no one gives a flying fuck about.

Me: “Hey it’s Wednesday”

Everyone else: “OMG OMG OMG WCW I LOVE YOU OMG OMG OMG!!!”

Wednesday by Bsg23 April 24, 2019

wednesday 

On this day hug youre bff, write them sweet notes, buy them a gift!

Do whatever! Just show them that you love them! this is every wednesday lol

Omg why you being so nice?
Its wednesday, where youre show how much you love youre bff
oh! well then i love wednesday

wednesday by Youre Best Friend November 11, 2019

Wednesday 

today

This is Wednesday. Today

Wednesday by anonymous March 6, 2021

Wednesday 

A day in a week that has the worst spelling ever

Me: Hey Brain how do you spell wednesday?

Brain: WED - NES - DAY

Me: Do i have to do it?

Brain: Yes.

Wednesday by Shok The IV May 9, 2021

Wednesday 

fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.

What did you do yesterday?

It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.

Wednesday by BergensMom May 11, 2021

Wednesday 

1. That one friend that always seems to be obsessing over that game none of your other friends has ever actually played but for some reason they always want you to play it. It's not even your type of game. They just don't want to spoil it for you because it "Has such an interesting plot twist".
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.

"Y'know, Jess is being a real Wednesday today. Like seriously, what even is OMORI?"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"

Wednesday by Twilight/Tokonoshi May 16, 2021

Wednesday 

Thursday

Why is it called an oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food wednesday

Wednesday by fart69bruh2 June 11, 2021