Websense

The shittiest piece of shit censor software known to man. Schools, colleges, and other places where you can access the internet often use this crap to block "inappropriate" sites and content. The main problem is that it also blocks A LOT of sites that no sane person would deem to be inappropriate. FUCK WEBSENSE! Everyone who works for Websense is a cocksucking douchebag, and they also enjoy eating shit.

Dammit! Websense blocked me from going to Kottonmouth Kings' website because it is categorized as a "marijuana" website.

by Stoney Jonez April 13, 2006

webdev

The people who hold a company together. Without these people a company would be nothing. Underpaid and overworked they're modern day saints.

Thank God for webdev. We'd be worthless without them! Damn, they're talented.

by Miriam Webster November 21, 2002

webhelper

A person that goes on IRC (Internet Relay Chat) networks, with the word "helper" or "help" in his/her nickname, because they think that's the way to get IRCop (IRC Operator) access on that network.
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That is not true, these people actually don't know anything, despite the word "help" in their name.
These people may think they know what they are talking about, or what they are doing, but the truth is, they have no clue about anything related to the internet.

webhelper19 only uses the word "help" in his nickname to get more power on WebChat.

webhelper19 is such an ass kisser

Dogg, stop saying welcome back to the opers, don't go webhelper19 on me.

by Trashlord July 6, 2005

weber city

An extremely small town in Virginia right outside of Kingsport and right before you get into Gate City, VA. Seriously, it takes 5 minutes to drive through.

Weber City is small. No joke.

by emily26 October 20, 2008

Websensed

To be banned from visiting a certain website while in the workplace.

Those jerks! They websensed myspace!

by Francis303 April 13, 2007

websense

The most fucking hateful thing in the entire world. There is nothing worse than Websense. NOTHING! I don't care if it's fucking your mom, fucking a cockroach, or eating the shit of the monkey you just fucked! NOTHING! Fucking Administrators are out to make everyone's lives a living hell. Who in all of hell thinks npr.org, the motha fucking NPR, NATIONAL PUBLIC FUCKING RADIO, is a website that should be categorized under "not allowed"?!?!?!? Fuck the administrators, fuck the people who make this shit, and fuck Websense! Websense is the fucking bane of the world. If the devil himself were to shit on schools and lan networks everywhere, it would come out as Websense. Fuck.

Felix: Let's go listen to some streaming npr!
Cat: Sure, let me bring up npr.org.
Felix: What the hell is that?!?
Cat: OH MY FUCKING GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Felix: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT!!!! WHAT IN ALL HELL?!?
Cat: This is shit man.
Felix: FUCK WEBSENSE!!! I'LL BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SYSTEM IF I HAVE TO. FUCK THIS!!! I'M TEARING THIS SHIT DOWN!!!

by Websense September 17, 2006

Websense

The source of all evil. A program that blocks out all "inappropriate" material. Usually used by schools to block everything and to torcher students into insanity.

Your want to go to stickdeath.com but Websense blocks it.

by Brandon Dockery December 5, 2003