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fish net waffle stomp

The act of removing a dead hookers fish nets. Taking ones own fecal matter into said fish nets and using your foot to stomp it up their ass. Then removing it with your foreskin and creating a cup with your nutsack taking that love juice dumping it in her nose and drinking it out of her mouth
Did you hear about that serial killer he fish net waffle stomped that bitch
by Lilroot92 December 26, 2019
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stomp waffle

When you shit yourself in the shower, and you see pushing it down the drain with your foot as the only option.
Mom : Billy why is the shower filling up with brown liquid again

Billy : sorry mom I made another stomp waffle ;)
by Birdperson69 November 24, 2016
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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and decide to stomp on the turd to mash it down the drain.
I don’t buy toilet paper anymore, I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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Waffle Stomp

When you shit in the shower and have to stomp it through the drain
I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.
by Roulettie September 12, 2020
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Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024
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Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.
“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”
by Dilsers May 31, 2021
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