Relys on the vessel wiper to do the work, doesn't cook doesn't clean just eats and bitches about dumb shit
by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023
Get the Vessel engineermug. Grissom Light Science Vessel T6, also known as T6 Oberth is the best ship in Star Trek Online
You should get it now
You should get it now
"What ship should I get from the Zen store?"
"Grissom Light Science Vessel T6"
Or
"Dude... I got beat up in PVP badly..."
"Were they using T6 Oberth?"
"Grissom Light Science Vessel T6"
Or
"Dude... I got beat up in PVP badly..."
"Were they using T6 Oberth?"
by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022
Get the Grissom Light Science Vesselmug. You are a completely empty creation made for the sole purpose of containing something (mainly an infection)
by whyismyexistenceexisting May 23, 2020
Get the Hollow Vesselmug. A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.
Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025
Get the Vessel Marie Tokenmug. by KyletheMiller November 1, 2006
Get the Crap Vesselmug. When a bitch grabs a lace/string that's used for consuming heroin or when getting blood drawn, and proceeds to wrap it around your bicep so a vein will pop out. She then grabs a sharp object and cuts it open or she grabs something pointy (a straightened paperclip for example) and punctures the vein.
Fredward: You know that stupid bitch I met in the bar last night? Nigel: Yeah what'd you do with her? Fredward: That busty bimbo gave me a blue vessel!
by Doodles is Hung November 4, 2019
Get the Blue Vesselmug. 