Some fat weeb leprositic loser who has nothing better to do than to post stupid shit images of nothing and a text hat has no correlation and calling it comedy. He has no job or life and if he died everyone would just make it into a pathetic meme truly honoring what this faggot believes in. Also he looks like he eats nothing but cheez in a can and lard and shops at Walmart and steals from Tillys for sad SnapBack flat caps that have a picture of xxxtentscion on it. By the way all of this is purchased with whatever dirt shit money he gets from his pathetic Instagram views or Snapchat memes that are a waste of time like he is.
WHITE GIRL #1: omggggggg did u c dat new HI-LAREOUS dank meemee dat trayvon vert posted???
WHITE GIRL #2: hells yea 2 da max grrl!!!!!
BARISTA thinking: God, if you exist, please just shut these two broads up and have them order their goddamn coffee. Please. I’ll do anything. I’ll go to church on Sunday. Hell, I’ll even visit Grandma Carol every other week. Just please, for the love of everything that may or may not be holy in this world, make these idiots order their fucking coffee and leave me the hell alone.
by edgy_meme_name February 6, 2018
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A mother from the show Dance Moms who only cares about Kendall (her daughter).
Jill Vertes: My little Kendall-
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When someone reverts to a retro state, say as a high schooler in the 1980's.
My Dad is such a retro-vert, after coming home from his high school reunion he was sporting a mullet and dancing to "The Breakfast Club" soundtrack!
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someone who simply does not have a common disease called “the big gay
trayvon vert doesn’t have the big gay unlike your mom
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A short, vertical jump, less than two inches, especially when attempting a much higher climb.
He wasn't even close to dunking, that was a hickey vert.
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Trayvon Vert, also known as XO Trayvon Vert, or XO for short, is the king of memes. Through Instagram and Snapchat, he provides the people with quality memes. He is a key figure in the battle against normies, who are led by Daquan.
Trayvon Vert posts the best memes out there bro. Fuck Daquan.
by OG_Milkshake22 February 7, 2018
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The meme lord of all meme lords. The real creator. Creates memes so well that anyone who bothered to look will see the stunning beauty. Some people say god made humans, we didn’t turn out to well. But Trayvon Vert made memes and they did.
“I love daquan he’s a god!”
In response

“You can suck my ass Joey the real god is Trayvon Vert, these opinions are why your parents don’t love you anymore.”
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