As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

I suspect that may be Schrödinger's VAT added to your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

Vats

1.A person who likes animals
2. A good person

I am vats

by 546679gd November 24, 2021

21 plus vat

When a person is aged to 21

How old are you,
I am 21 plus vat

by Debskelly1985 February 28, 2023