The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.
"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."
by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009
Get the french vasectomy mug.The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.
by Jejeejje July 19, 2020
Get the my grandma got a vasectomy mug.The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017
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Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?
Yeah
Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?
Yeah
by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021
Get the Botched vasectomy mug.When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021
Get the Shotgun Vasectomy mug.Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.
Luther: Oh ya, what up?
Reba: I'm pregnant!
Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!
Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!
Luther: Oh ya, what up?
Reba: I'm pregnant!
Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!
Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!
by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011
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