The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.
"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."
by lordofallthatisfart-related January 26, 2009
The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.
by Jejeejje July 19, 2020
The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
by Phatboyslimmy March 18, 2017
Procedure where a male uses radiation to combat cancer while also becoming sterile which automatically makes Vasectomies moot.
My husband is in need of cancer treatment. Additionally, our family is now complete. He will now have radiation treatment to treat the cancer which he becomes sterile. Therefore, he will have a Radiological Vasectomy which would solve both issues
by New Healthcare terms by MP May 05, 2025
A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
by Hdjejchnd May 07, 2025
by Dusuwcia November 22, 2023
What nick cannon needs.
by b1tches1uvsosa January 01, 2023