french vasectomy

The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.

"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."

by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009

my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.

by Jejeejje July 19, 2020

Botched vasectomy

A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career

Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.

Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?

Yeah

by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021

Radiological Vasectomy

Procedure where a male uses radiation to combat cancer while also becoming sterile which automatically makes Vasectomies moot.

My husband is in need of cancer treatment. Additionally, our family is now complete. He will now have radiation treatment to treat the cancer which he becomes sterile. Therefore, he will have a Radiological Vasectomy which would solve both issues

by New Healthcare terms by MP May 5, 2025

vasectomy

no kids ever, but cream pies forever^^

You should get a vasectomy bae, i don’t want any kids.

by Dusuwcia November 22, 2023

Devil's Vasectomy

A Devil's Vasectomy is a torture method where the torturer inserts needles through the testicles and then twists until the testicles rip off entirely.

Dude 1: "Please dont do a Devil's Vasectomy"

Dude 2: "I'll think about it"

by AnalBeater December 7, 2025

Vasectomi

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.

Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!

by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011