When a man gives a woman head and the girl squeezes his head so hard the man can lift her whole hip, butt and lower back off the bed like she’s doing a bridge without her feet touching the ground. Name inspired by the quote “To die in battle or between the thighs of a woman, will welcome you into the halls of Valhalla.”
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A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.
A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.
Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.
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I need some Valhalla Kisses.
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"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
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The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
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I need some Valhalla Kisses.
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"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
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The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
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A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.
Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.
Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or
"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
Or
The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or
"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
Or
The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
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Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
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He's so kind, and nice, and caring for others :)
He treats every girl with respect, and he's genuine when he says that he'll stick around.
Every guy in the world should bow to him, and learn how to treat a girl the way she deserves :3
He's so kind, and nice, and caring for others :)
He treats every girl with respect, and he's genuine when he says that he'll stick around.
Every guy in the world should bow to him, and learn how to treat a girl the way she deserves :3
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