urge to purge

the need to vomit

He had an urge to purge after taking the wrong meds.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2010

The Porcelain Urge

When you feel the need to quickly and aggressively relieve your bowels after a horrible quality meal.

"Yo, dude I've got THE PORCELAIN URGE! Where's your bathroom, that MickeyD's we ate earlier tore me up!"

by ThatMusicGuy1176 January 15, 2016

urge napkin

noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.

"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."

by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013

the urge to splurge

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off

After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge

by Anigger7 January 30, 2017

Irish urge

The urge to sing Irish songs and do Irish things once alcohol is consumed. Side effects include knowing the words to songs you don’t know when you’re sober and going for red heads.

Wow look at Brailen. His Irish urge is so big tonight that he’s cheating on his girlfriend with that redhead he was jigging with!

by shutupbrailen January 8, 2022

urge to merge

Wanting to have sex; desire for intercourse; horny.

Hey honey, come over here, I gots the urge to merge!

by Ignatz April 11, 2008

sinister urge

The need to defecate. Title of an Ed Wood film.

I can't go on: I've got the Sinister Urge.

by taffeny November 13, 2011