Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

Stand upright

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Player 1. Hey wanna play some stand upright

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by Flarecharger May 25, 2022

Max Upright

An absolute fucking beast no question about it.

"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"

"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."

by Brepls May 3, 2023

Ryan’s Upright Hoes

A tenawesome pimp daddy named Ryan who has upright hoes, not hunched over hoes. Only upright.

Ryan’s upright hoes aren’t hunched over. Ryans hoes are upright.

by Ryans Upright Hoes October 3, 2024