Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

Underage cupcake

What edp wanted

Guy: “I actually came out here to get a cupcake and go back home”

Guy: “dude you wanted that underage cupcake!

by Luzthegoose December 30, 2023

underages

the opposite of an overage. it is a shortage of the amount by which the sum of money is less than a previous estimate

the underages are fucking outrageous. Start making money puto.

by LuckyLeaky August 02, 2018