A Boy Toy Soldier is a middle-aged man, typically from Miami, who has a penchant for being aggressive, loud, and notoriously slutty. Despite their advanced age, they still embody the brash, cocky attitude of a boy playing with toy soldiers while listening to Jessica Simpson. They often wear bold, flashy clothing and sport a gelled hairstyle that's trying too hard to make a statement about age. You will often find them having fun with the dolls by the pool.
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Get the Boy Toy Soldier mug.A human who has been degraded by society for being too full of edamame; also known as an eDamame's boy; this degraded human is used by women and men alike to plow so that the soy boy becomes a plaything for the benefit of the more dominant. This evolved human is also known as a Chad dad or a barren Karen. Though many will use these boys many still will marry them and find an enriched life full of splendor.
What kind of men are you interested in? A man that eats his vegetables and slams this punani every night. You know, like a soy boy boy toy.
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