can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not
Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay
by bruh funny June 27, 2019
This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
by Sixgippyguppies April 04, 2019
not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.
David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
by thepink1 March 18, 2006
national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.
elosie:*touches her friends boob*
alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”
alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”
by Bitchcreator April 04, 2019
Completely badass phone that does every damn thing that you can think of, including a barcode scanner, sky maps and the ability to make Mario jumping sounds when you jump.
Damn, that 3G My Touch does everything!
by Bessuevahad September 12, 2009
by Jamaican buddy April 15, 2019
DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)
by ChesBAllxxX January 08, 2021