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suffer daddy

A suffer daddy is upmost like a sugar daddy, but they are into bdsm. But they also act like a sugar daddy and pay you to go out and have dinner with you.
“Hey is that your sugar daddy?”
“Oh no that’s my suffer daddy, he pays me to fill out his messed up fantasys. But he also takes me out.”
by Jamesonliku October 15, 2019
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suffer bank

A metaphorical bank where you place your deposits of suffering to make withdrawals later. for instance, a cycling effort where the training is suffering and it goes to your sufferbank so you can make with a withdrawal on race day to make your competition pay.
This 2000 kilometer climb is going to the suffer bank!
by sufferbank November 15, 2016
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Suffering Lover

someone who had always had the short stick in a relationship , all of their relationships ended over something bad , they never had a real actual good relationship , all of them toxic or ended too fast . they have never felt true love.
John : Bro i feel so bad for Lenny he’s always suffering when it comes to love

Lester : he’s a Suffering Lover , i don’t see why he keeps trying.
by bitedown February 28, 2020
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Suffer Boner

A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.

My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.

Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 1, 2022
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Suffering Olympics

(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.

(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.

A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:

(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.

(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
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Suffering suckotash

When the person giving a blowjob can't breathe
-could be due to size, allergies, or even the common cold
Marco was giving Lucas a blow job, which quickly turned into a suffering suckotash. Marco nearly died
by Veen-che August 26, 2022
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Suffering Siblings

A song from the FNF mod "FNF: Pibby Apocalypse" features Finn and Jake from Adventure Time, corrupted by the darkness from Learning with Pibby.
Person 1: "Yo dude did you listen to Suffering Siblings? That shit goes hard!"

Person 2: "Meh, Come Along with Me better."
by mugsarecool November 6, 2023
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