Smithy

To lie face down on the floor in a kind of reversed plank position. Often done to fake injury for attention or to get out of drinking another pint when you’re struggling to keep up.
I couldn’t keep up with the lads on a session so I threw a little smithy and got some put on oxygen my an air stewardess. While I was down there I had a good sniff of her toes and got a little semi too!
by Gnarles Dickens January 31, 2024
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Smithied

When u launch someone into another continent / when u launch someone off the screen
HOLY SHIT I JUST SMITHIED THEM OPRHANS
by SmithyInnit February 13, 2021
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Smithy

Are you taking about smithy? I hate that dweeb
by Wheato5 February 26, 2020
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Smithy

Smithy : A white with a monotone voice ; who lacks personality. When a Smithy retells a story he also says the N word with a hard R.
Smithy got too comfortable and said the N word with his African American acquaintances, he is disinvited from the cookout.

Look at that smithy, he’s a real jerk.

Listen to smithy, he sounds more monotone than Ben stein.

Don’t be a smithy.
by Inside peanut butter May 23, 2022
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Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022
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Smithy

A name that is for some reason censored on Roblox
Why the FUCK is 'Smithy' censored?
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Stephane smithy

Usually referred to a person who has a small dick, thinks he’s a hard man and usally has swamp ass
Oh you stephane smithy

I don’t have stephane smithy you mong
by Jr gods gift May 30, 2020
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