To lie face down on the floor in a kind of reversed plank position. Often done to fake injury for attention or to get out of drinking another pint when you’re struggling to keep up.
I couldn’t keep up with the lads on a session so I threw a little smithy and got some put on oxygen my an air stewardess. While I was down there I had a good sniff of her toes and got a little semi too!
by Gnarles Dickens January 31, 2024

by SmithyInnit February 13, 2021

by Wheato5 February 26, 2020

Smithy : A white with a monotone voice ; who lacks personality. When a Smithy retells a story he also says the N word with a hard R.
Smithy got too comfortable and said the N word with his African American acquaintances, he is disinvited from the cookout.
Look at that smithy, he’s a real jerk.
Listen to smithy, he sounds more monotone than Ben stein.
Don’t be a smithy.
Look at that smithy, he’s a real jerk.
Listen to smithy, he sounds more monotone than Ben stein.
Don’t be a smithy.
by Inside peanut butter May 23, 2022

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

Why the FUCK is 'Smithy' censored?
by Why the hell did I make this May 18, 2021

by Jr gods gift May 30, 2020
