Roadhouse is a movie about two guys trying to take control of a town they're not originally from, so it almost fun for them, and everybody but the people from the town, since they don't have to think about the effects their actions will have on anybody around them.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021
Get the Roadhousemug. by Lightwitch98 September 24, 2022
Get the Milwaukee Roadhousemug. A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
Get the Texas Roadhouse Footjobmug. A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
Get the Texas Roadhouse Footjobmug. by KYdanman September 26, 2020
Get the Kentucky Roadhousemug. 
by Brad-Zilla May 22, 2021
Get the Roadhousedmug.