Greco-Roman Pullout Technique

This is the centuries old tried and tested method of a man pulling his penis out of the vagina just prior to male orgasm in order to prevent pregnancy.

This act may also involve a facial, Cream Pie, Map of Hawaii, or other known jiz patterns.

I was banging your old lady and since I didn't have a condom, I used the old Greco-Roman Pullout Technique on her and blew it in her hair.

by DanteRandall June 19, 2009

The Ernst Pullout

When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.

Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.

by Dr Panini July 29, 2018

The Ernst Pullout

Saying no to sex because of a wholesome reason.

-Did you hear that Alex did The Ernst Pullout?
-What did he do?
-He said no to his hot coworker that wanted to take him home, because he wanted to drink his own coffee roast next morning...

by Dr Panini August 7, 2018

Southwest Pullout

While having intercourse on a diamond patterned blanket you pullout, stick a Native American flute up her ass and cum into her rattlesnake boot.

While in New Mexico I performed a flawless Southwest Pullout.

by harrymannipples August 20, 2018

santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.

John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.

by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

Iraq pullout

Half finished, leave a few guys behind but get most of them out, mostly leave a mess

I had too much to drink and took forever to finish with a Iraq pullout.

by Drinkfinger December 27, 2011