Gambler's Fellatio

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.

Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.

by Nrubemit January 7, 2024

The Dog Gambler

A Dog who gambles. How Original. Your friends went to a local casino and sees a table full of dogs betting there fossils to win them all. It's a late night and the biggest better of them all was the dog. They were playing all sort of Gambling games but in dog rules just to keep it in balance with them all. Performing the Best dog who gambles and never lost to another dog even a cat for that sake, but that's just a rumor

Dog: Woof.
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025

Gamer Gambler

A gamer who bets in lootbox, skins and crypto currency gambling websites.

Hey, I didn't know you were a gamer gambler? What do you gamble with… Skins?

Gamer gambling is far more widespread than people assume. Millions of gamers by lootboxes.

by gamduel September 11, 2019

double gambler

Riding a hooker or ho bareback. fucking her back to front and front to back, gambling on your chances of getting an incurable STD. (2 hole action doubles your chances)

I took the chance and have her the double gambler

by The Gamblerr August 8, 2023

red gambler

a driver who drives through the red light.

Do not be a red gambler. Obey traffic rules.

by uttam maharjan May 17, 2010

gamblers

money focused people, often millionaires

my friend denish is a successful gamblers

by denish fikri July 1, 2025

Angel And The Gambler

Probably the worst song by heavy metal band Iron Maiden. It's on the album Virtual XI, which came out in 1998. This song has really shitty sounding guitars, stupid singing, and it repeats the chorus at least 20 times, which means that it'll get stuck in your head very easily. The song is a shitstain on the Iron Maiden legacy.

Bradley: What Iron Maiden song should I listen to first?
Cooper: How about almost any song other than The Angel And The Gambler?
Bradley: Alright, I'll take your advice.

by Ryan_the_retard October 16, 2022