An idiom or phrase used towards people calling out/criticizing other's behaviors or actions when those same people are equally guilty of doing/behaving.
Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.
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Get the pot calling the kettle black mug.Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
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Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
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I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!
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Get the I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY! mug.The clicking sound one can make out of the corner of their mouth. Most commonly done in two click increments. Sometimes adults use this sound to discretely call each other to the bedroom for SKEECOO SKEECOO time. The good news is that this is not a hereditary bound trait, anyone can master it. I bet you just did it.
"Stop calling the cat Bill, Fluffballs is outside!"
"I know Marge, that clicking sound was for you, now get your kitty over here ..."
"I know Marge, that clicking sound was for you, now get your kitty over here ..."
by NookieJar October 16, 2009
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