Scooter Cruiser

A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.

Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful

by yobkcis June 25, 2004

Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

by Laphonso September 28, 2010

PT Cruiser

The automobile equivalent of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.

Friend: I bet your loser roommate drives that PT Cruiser
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter

by Turk Ruben April 4, 2011

Broadway Cruisers

People who at night drag race down the main road of a town.

Broadway Cruisers: Let's go be annoying and drag race at midnight!

by Itscoldhere September 21, 2009

Carolina cruiser

Having sex while on the roof/hood of a moving vehicle.

I love going down to Charleston to visit Sally; she's always up for a good Carolina cruiser.

by andaddy September 22, 2009

swamp cruiser

Swamp cruiser - v. - when a person puts their face in another person's ass (preferably with separated cheeks) and shakes their head from side to side. Equivalent to the motorboat.

Example: Damn, Bro! You see the ass on that girl?! I just want to stick my face between those cheeks and give her a swamp cruiser!

by Maverick Steel January 17, 2017

Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.

"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."

by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018