the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if I am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2014

tear at the bush

Performing a sexual act on a female with an excess of pubic hair.

"Man, I had to tear at the bush to get at anything from that 18 year old."

by hotdogpoo January 7, 2009

Push the Bush

Keepin ur pubes old school on ur minge!

To push the bush means to fight for what you believe in with persistance and determination...never give up because the hair on ur minge doesnt....

A minge is best au natural so Push the Bush and avoid forever waxing and IPL appointments!

by Loose dolly February 21, 2010

bastard from the bush

someone who lives in the bush

Jim: Hey look at that bird.
Bob: Yeah he is a bastard from the bush.

by Robert_Skull January 27, 2009

Prune the bush

To trim and maintain the pubic hair in ones' genital area.

Friend 1: Do you want to meet for coffee?
Friend 2: No, I'm kind of busy, I have to prune the bush and stuff.

by Little Mac 84 December 18, 2008

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush

very nice version of the shocker

a while back during the movies my brother big john gave this ugly ass girl 2 in the bush, 1 in the tush and she screamed right in front of an old man

by Ryan Stuffick May 16, 2005

licking the bush

Sticking your whole face in the pussy and then the pussy swallows your head and you get sucked in and never seen again

Dan: did you know where mike is.

Bob: I heard he was "licking the bush".

Dan: rest in peace mike.

by Shit eater 21 February 13, 2014