Tenure brag

When someone brags about how long they've been doing something - It is generally an age/time related brag ("I've been doing this since you were in diapers!") but can also be the number of times they've done it ("this is my 15th time at burning man!"), etc.

We made it about 15 minutes into the neighborhood meeting before Tom started tenure bragging about how he's lived on that street the longest!

Tenure brag by Human Peacocking May 14, 2023

Tenuri 

The most sexiest person out there, a Tenuri is someone that’s extremely beautiful talented and attractive. She gets everything she wants.

Friend one: Oh my god! Who’s that girl walking over there? She’s so pretty!

Friend two: I know right! She looks like a Tenuri.

Tenuri by taylor_potatofield November 21, 2023

tenuri 

A hot ass woman that just can’t give more than one fuck.

Oh my god, she’s literally so me! She’s so hot and dgaf! She’s deff a Tenuri.

tenuri by taylor_potatofield November 21, 2023

tenuaura 

Embodying the characteristics of a tenured professor. Absent-mindedness. Old knitted sweaters. Square-framed glasses. And all the orneriness, wisdom, and casual swagger that comes with the job.

He just has that tenuaura, makes me want to do some extra-credit.

tenuaura by holygas January 2, 2024

Tesurak 

A really based person

Man, Tesurak sure is based

Tesurak by Terve! February 8, 2024