douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 October 31, 2008

tanker noob

(n)
Someone who plays Eliminate Pro and uses the prototype tanker armer and the rocket launcher. They are the most hated scum of eliminate pro and the biggest noobs of all ipod touch gaming. They tend to favor the rocket launcher and are very hard to kill.

" I got killed by a fucking tanker noob in elim,"
" Go buy the real armor you fucking tanker noob,"
" what a douchebag, that guy shot me with the rocket launcher what a tanker noob,"

by scottypow December 29, 2010

kuwaitie tanker

An extra large bourbon and cola

Uncle Marty made me a Kuwaitie tanker and I was so jacked I had to lay down and grab some floor.

by Natie Dogg January 12, 2014

oil tanker

to hard charge something. like an oil tanker of course. nothin can stop you boi.
oil tankered: past tense ofcourse

dude just f***** oil tanker that jump

i oil tankered outta that light and got stopped by the 5-0

by Charles Raymond April 16, 2007

An Oil Tanker For You

1. To Gift Someone an Oil Taker

2. Dio's Famous OVA Quote An Oil Tanker For You.

1. Hey James Here's "An Oil Tanker For you."

2. An Oil Tanker For You.

by OraOraOraOraOra November 24, 2019

Tanker Wanker Spanker

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

Tanker Head

Big abnormally shaped, not in proportion with ones body

look at Jimmy's head compared to his body, god what a tanker head.

by BrittanyBitch August 23, 2015