by Takeshiboy January 4, 2022
Get the Tani mug.When a donkey with a tiny monkey tied to it is strapped to a remote operated parachute and throne out of a plane. When the parachute opens it is intended to land on a life size shit mural(a mural made with authentic human feces) made to look like Donald trumps face. If you hit the bullseye what follows is this… disco ball/laser light show begins while a shit load of fireworks explode way too low to the ground and the dj starts playing an experimental jazz version of la cucaracha.
by Phlimphlan man September 11, 2023
Get the dirty tany mug.Tani- someone who radiates the energy of the world. Filled with an old soul but a lively spirit. Will make you smile and laugh at the same time. Tani’s hold a gentle regal power to themselves and use it for the betterment of others. it, they are hard to come by so when you meet one make sure to use the time wisely.
What a beautiful soul Tani is
by Shiftydrifter November 23, 2021
Get the Tani mug.To be Tany, is to be a strong absolutely gorgeous female that can steal the heart of everyone from hello. Has charm among all things and can usually use her beautiful eyes to get her way. Stubborn, argumentative and one of the best friends you'll ever have. Watch out! She'll make guys fall for her without even trying. This girl is incredibly smart but can let loose and is usually down for a good time. Shes a Goddess!
U want to be a tany
by MarcRazz November 22, 2021
Get the Tany mug.She’s a girl who give you advice but doesn’t apply it to herself. She is major thicc but is short, blonde, smart but not too smart. She’s one of the dumbest yet smartest people around. She has the confidence the size of a whale, and dislikes insecure girls who say that they are fat when they are 110 pounds. Go find a Tanis, she’ll love you to pieces. Just don’t give her crap or she’ll find a way to destroy you with her cute shortness. She’ll let you do anything other and when I say anything, I mean anything, and she’s super gullible. Tanis’ll give you a good prep talk to just listen.
Girl next to Tanis: Man, I’m so ugly.
Tanis: bitch shit up you’re fine. You could have a third arm but you don’t do stop ur whining.
Girl next to Tanis: .... ok
Tanis: bitch shit up you’re fine. You could have a third arm but you don’t do stop ur whining.
Girl next to Tanis: .... ok
by Akween May 4, 2019
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by Smarty boy October 18, 2019
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