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Real Suffering

Suffering that is not known.
by Nigglybearcuddlewuggle March 24, 2022
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Eternal Suffering

What happens everyday to you, it is like pain but worse to the power of 9 trillion. It WILL happen anywhere like at work, gaming, eating while sitting on a gaming chair at a fancy restaurant while the owner of the restaurant eats your food instead because you wouldn't eat it.
I would rather live with eternal suffering than with you.
by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022
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suffer bank

A metaphorical bank where you place your deposits of suffering to make withdrawals later. for instance, a cycling effort where the training is suffering and it goes to your sufferbank so you can make with a withdrawal on race day to make your competition pay.
This 2000 kilometer climb is going to the suffer bank!
by sufferbank November 15, 2016
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Suffer Boner

A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.

My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.

Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 1, 2022
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Suffering Olympics

(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.

(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.

A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:

(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.

(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
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Pain and Suffering

Being in school while your siblings are on holidays
i will inflict pain and suffering upon you
by gryffingay December 8, 2022
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Suffer Croakage

If you drink poison, you can expect to suffer croakage
by Asadefa May 21, 2021
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