Starfishing

Wearing a Jock Strap or another garment that covers the genitals but leaves the anus (starfish) exposed.

Gary is starfishing today, just wearing a jock strap.

by NakedFarmerUSMC April 18, 2024

Starfishing

When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.

When I got home from work my girlfriend was in bed starfishing.

by BiggieSmallz! June 28, 2024

starfishing

typically when someone lies, but a people use it as replacement for any word - similarly to how queer people use "jush" as a filler word.

"i hooked up with this girl"
"bro, you are starfishing - no one wants you"

by pretzelpal April 28, 2025

Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.

Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."

by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025