going spidey

When you put on clothing without a vest or any form of undergarment. Mainly shirts.

"Bro are you wearing a vest?"
"No man, I'm going spidey today"

by Youngboy redd January 20, 2020

Spidey Fingers

When a male ejaculates onto his hand and spreds his fingers apart making it look like he has webbed fingers

I gave my self spidey fingers then licked it all off.

by Gingervitas October 12, 2007

Spidey Lash

Girls that look like drag queen trannies are also known as Spidey Lashes. These slut buckets load up the make-up, especially mascara, causing them to look like clown faces, and portraying the image of an uber mega stench trench. Spidey Lash tranny queens also have godzilla sized fake hair, Jersey Shore style orange tans, gnarly plastic nails, and wear outfits that would make Shauna Sand look like a nun. Spidey Lash girls are unaware of the severity of their cheap, easy, and slutty appearance, and posess the delusion of attractiveness.

That knob gobblin spidey lash is a ho fo sho! She is one gnarly clown freak. That spidey lash really sucks ass!

by Moose the mountie mounter May 4, 2010

spidey sense

The ability to win a prize by scratching the corrent web.

"Play the spidey sense game on this cup, and win a KING SIZE VALUE MEAL!"

by Sarah J <sarizzle> July 21, 2004

Spidey String Cum

Spidey String Cum means when your cum spits out in 3 (or more) different directions.

Oh damn! Sorry mate, I Spidey String Cummed all over your face. Explain to ya mum it was just a spider!

by urbanwomendestroyer June 9, 2022

Spidey Senses are Tingling

The act of gaining a boner out of excitement over a person that has just entered your general area.
see also spiderman ass see also websling dong

from the second your mom walked in the room dude! my spidey senses are tingling in every direction possible.

by Peter Russo July 3, 2007

Hyper Cyber Spidey Sense

the cyber spidey sense, when someone has the ability to supersense someone's emotions, even through the cold interface of a chat box. usually referred to HCSS or magical powers.

5p1d3rm4n: hey
sad_girl: hey

5p1d3rm4n: you seem down. whats up?
sad_girl: wow, your HCSS is off the charts!!

5p1d3rm4n: don't even worry about that boy, he's not worth it!
sad_girl: maaan, you always know what to say :)

5p1d3rm4n: gotta love that hyper cyber spidey sense!

by pramita December 3, 2007