Spiderman Head

A XXX version to the famous PG-13 Spiderman kiss. Occurs on a bed with the girl facing up and her head hanging off the edge of the bed. The male then stands and receives oral sex while enjoying the re-enactment of the famously made Spiderman kiss scene. Can also can be performed on a table, couch, or any platform at level with the genital area.

1) I'm tired of the same old positions, tonight you should give me Spiderman head!
2) I can't give my boyfriend Spiderman head for more than five minutes because the blood rushes to my head.

by Headwin December 17, 2008

Spiderman that Ho

When your banging a chick from behind and just before your about to cum, pull out, spit on her back, wipe it off, and when she turns around to look at you, blow a load in her face and at the same time do the Spiderman web throw action with your hand. Then you comment, "How did you like that Mary Jane?"

How was your date with Kirsten Dunst?
Oh! I Spiderman that Ho

by SteveLSU February 8, 2008

spidermanshark2

The best username ever in the existence of the internet.

Dude, Spidermanshark2 is the best.

by Spidermanshark2 October 3, 2017

Spiderman Kid

Someone that likes stupid unrealistic fighting movies and shows. They grew up watching things like Spiderman, Star Wars, Dragon Ball, etc. They usually own a toy WWE belt. When they grow up and have kids, they introduce this pop culture to their children, then the cycle continues...

God, he is such a Spiderman Kid.
Look at that Spiderman Kid over there.

by Miles Rain December 1, 2020

Spidermansexual

When you are attracted to Spider-Man because Marvel has ruined your standards and why would you go for anything less

Boy: Hey, Do you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual

by Transponster December 25, 2020

To Watch Spiderman

Spending all day on the web, ending up with sticky hands

He's booked the day off work to watch Spiderman

by Nick Tommo December 17, 2021

spidertasking

like multitasking, but with a minimum of 6 tasks going on at any one time.

Man: "oh yeah I'm pretty busy, gets a bit much working on so many things at the same time."
Woman: "oh yeah, women are much better at multitasking than men"
Man: "uh, yeah look, I can multitask with the best of them, but spidertasking is a whole other world entirely."

by Hame.ish August 15, 2006