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[skinny jeans] 

skinny jeans are jeans that are like reg at the top and start to get tinier and skinnier towards the bottom... in my opinion they are reall cute but on the right person i personally wouldnt wear it myself... it only looks good on peopl who wear them because they like them not because they are aloser and follow wherever the paradigm goes they are like followers if you wear them and make them your own they are really cute... but i stick w/regular jeans OH and they look really good w/chucks, flats, and heals last two for like the average person thats more preppy but yeah..
kid:i dont wears skinnies skinny jeans
other:why
kid:followers where them
other:callin me a foller
kid:no not you that other kid right there

skinny jeans boner 

“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner”
skinny jeans boner by Stakki April 22, 2018

Skinny Jeans/ Straight Legs 

Extremely straight&tight pants that get smaller as they go down to your ankles. Very hard to put on! Gotta jump around alot for them to reach your waist. They look like pencils.

Preps and Emos wear them (Sometimes gangsters). Come in every color and pattern. Can be found at any clothing store.

Girls and Boy wear them. (But when boys wear them, they don't have an ass.)
Bonus for girls who wanna show off their butts!
If your thighs are abit big, I think you should wear anything BUT THESE PANTS.
(Big self-confidence lowerer!)
Gangster: Damnnn.. My ass looks fine in these skinny jeans/ straight legs!

Prep: Wow.. I have like no icky fat on me! Love these skinny jeans/ straight legs!


Emo: Yeaa.. I got zebra skinny jeans/ straight legs.

The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect 

T͟Hē Crye ˈskin•ē jēns I•fekt

1- A condition desired when wearing Crye Precision Combat Pants when they have the most good looking and comfortable fit: When they are fitted well to your physique.

2- A state when your Crye Combat Pants almost look like skinny jeans; it is at that point you know you're Cryes fit right.

3- When as a completely heterosexual dude, you know your ass looks good in Cryes, you know you have achieved the right effect of attractiveness from the opposite sex (
"I just walked past that group of babes and they all rubber necked, thanks to the The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect"

rock star skinny jeans 

Jeans with holes or distressed looked to them

Colored Skinny Jeans 

The worst trend of the 21st Century. People wear them for attention, because they too know that they look like a circus.
Gina: Do you like my new colored skinny jeans?

Adam: Not gonna lie, Gina. I think you look ridiculous.

Gina: Oh i know, I'm trying to be different so people will look at me.

Adam: In that case, you look great!