Shwag

Your stupid,retarted, idiotatic.ugly

(Damn Marcus your fucking shwag)

by Matchez!! December 16, 2008

Shwag

noun - a player hater; a sell-out or an a**hole.

"Yo, why is that shwag hatin on me?"

"The band Creed is a bunch of shwags."

by R.M.K. May 2, 2009

Shwag

Shwag is a person or thing that is trashy or dumb kinda like the word stupid or retarded

Iggy Azalea is shwag or Iggy Azalea is shawagy

by Sadlyhop January 19, 2016

Shwag

Mid pack, fake drugs
When the acquaintance you smoke with every other tuesday has nothing but bullshit left you let they them know they have Shwag in a bag. you still puff it of Course because your a filthy broke drug addict.

Tyler- yo, you got anything to smoke
Derrick- yeah i've been saving this for a rainy day
Tyler- "sniff' "sniff" aw thats Shwag

Derrick- smoke it or don't nigga, you broke anyways

Tyler- Fuck you.

by XZTR July 19, 2024

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009

shwag-resin

The icky black goo in all your pipes, bongs, water-pipes, chillums, you name it, if you can smoke through it, it can catch shwag-resin.

"Bro, I shmoked some shwag-resin before I roller bladed, and it made me roller blade good."

"haha, nice bro, thats hella lit"

by Teenage Stepdad May 4, 2020

shwag bug

-a small insect that you sometimes find living in a bag of the cheapest shwag weed.
-only ever found in shwag

What the fuck? There's shwag bugs in my bag!

by King Pinch October 10, 2009