consensual sex in the missionary position 

The most disgusting act one can engage in.

Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

consensual sex in the missionary position by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

Sexposition 

Spicing up your boring exposition scene with gratuitous sex and/or nudity.

Game of Thrones: Littlefinger gives a long soliloquy while two prostitutes practice their trade in the background, thus, sexposition.

Sexposition by Dr. Gojira June 20, 2011

Sexposition 

A method of explaining the plot, usually used in Game of Thrones, in which characters or people spout exposition and explain what is going on in the story while engaging in sexual activities

Sexposition is like watching exposition commentary mixed with porn

Sexposition by Dynasty98 April 24, 2015

Sexposition 

The exposition that comes before the sex in a pornographic feature.

"The sexposition in Lemon Stealing Whore was so hilarious it became a meme"
"The sexposition was so much more interesting than the actual sex!"

Sexposition by CaramelFuck October 15, 2018