masochistic schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in the suffering and misfortune of others and also taking pleasure in feeling bad about that joy.

Masochistic schadenfreude is the key to happiness in a modern world, where we only interact through social media. I think your suffering is funny. That makes me feel bad. I like that too.

by Useless and Randomu November 16, 2018

schadenfreude forplay

the satisfaction derived from someone else anticipated misery

"When I left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, Tom, was already wasted and ordering ANOTHER round of tequilla shots. That 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!" or "My frenemy Mary is gonna be so pissed when she learns her bff had sex with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh"

by cap'n tbag April 20, 2009

semi schadenfreude

1. a kind of joyous or victorious feeling that one experiences when some type of misfortune befalls a competitive friend or frenemey, which is immediately followed by guilt

Dude 1: Kurt's ex-grilfriends have started a band, and they make fun of him really bad in all of their songs. Guess what? They just got offered a major label record deal for a lot of money.

Dude 2: Wow. Well, I'm experiencing a kind of semi schadenfreude right now. Kurt is my pal, but he definitely had it coming.

by billmill May 15, 2010

schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

Schadenfreude

pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

"a business that thrives on schadenfreude"

by stop_pleasefortheloveofgodstop February 09, 2021

schadenfreude

The feeling of complete joy and power you feel when you kill an oryx with a sheild operator and cause them to rage quit.

"Ohhhh fuck, that oryx is dashing, I'm screwed."
*flash*
*bang*
*bang,bang,bang*
Blitz ¤ Oryx
Orrrrrr I'm not.
Oryx has left the match.
Ahhh I love my schadenfreude casserole with a side of salty tears.

by Wind swept Wendigo August 06, 2020

Schadenfreude

When something bad happens to someone but its hilarious to you.

When Regina got hit by the bus it gave me schadenfreude.

by NotThatGirlYouKnowAtAllWhat August 24, 2020