road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019

schadenfreude forplay

the satisfaction derived from someone else anticipated misery

"When I left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, Tom, was already wasted and ordering ANOTHER round of tequilla shots. That 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!" or "My frenemy Mary is gonna be so pissed when she learns her bff had sex with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh"

by cap'n tbag April 20, 2009

semi schadenfreude

1. a kind of joyous or victorious feeling that one experiences when some type of misfortune befalls a competitive friend or frenemey, which is immediately followed by guilt

Dude 1: Kurt's ex-grilfriends have started a band, and they make fun of him really bad in all of their songs. Guess what? They just got offered a major label record deal for a lot of money.

Dude 2: Wow. Well, I'm experiencing a kind of semi schadenfreude right now. Kurt is my pal, but he definitely had it coming.

by billmill May 15, 2010

Sentry Ahea- *The Schadenfreude*

Sentry Ahea- *The Schadenfreude*: means that the enemy teams sentry is rather bad, terrible, or shit

Scout: Sentry ahea- *The Schadenfreude*
Enemy Sentry Gun: *Explodes*

by Tedstr July 11, 2025

schadenfreuder

A schadenfreuder is someone who emotionally regulated their own mood by making sure others are hurt or failing, a motive commonly associated with people who narcissize.

she's a schadenfreuder

by Bobbystrurrew July 19, 2023

schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

reverse schadenfreude

The feeling of envy and exasperation evoked by the perceived level of happiness of another person.

Ludwig: Have you seen ze guy over there? Look at hau happy he is!
Wilhelm (drenching of reverse schadenfreude): Yes, let'z bust his face open, haha.

by Ahmedinejad October 11, 2015