sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

sampson

A fruity nigga who watches loli hentai and listens to kpop. Also has greasy ass hair

Dude 1: i cant stand that nigga Sampson
Dude 2:For real, did you hear that he watches hentai?

by Potatohead_547 April 29, 2022

blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.

Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.

by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013

Sampson park

a place where plenty of shit goes down like gangbangin, drug dealin, killin, a place where you wouldnt want to be

Sampson park has beef with progress village

by Sampson park November 23, 2021

Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016

stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy

My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.

by munting menace April 25, 2025

Sampson syndrome

Sampson syndrome

The man suffers from sampson syndrome

by Will Sonnet August 15, 2022