Dirty Salon

When you jizz in a girls hair and rub it in like conditioner, then wash it out with your pee.
Karen said she needed a haircut, but Frank was feeling frisky and decided to give her a dirty salon.
by Thebeekiller September 19, 2020
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Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.
“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.
by RawLondonTalk August 06, 2020
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Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.
Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”
by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018
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Blooty Salon

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.
Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.
by Toffiffay July 21, 2020
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Robert Salone

A Speng who likes getting kids in the back of a van
Robert Salone get the kids in the van
by Ayden Lacey November 23, 2019
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pamela salon

This chicky is one off a kind. Everybody want to be pamela salon. her smile can light up a room and her presence is always felt with love
I love my pamela salon
by Jps07 August 27, 2017
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